unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

  • hug
  • go on walks while holding hands
  • smile
  • kiss
  • cuddle
  • have cute little dates
  • have movie nights
  • take adorable pictures
  • go new places
  • try new things
  • fall in love
  • brutally fuck you
  • look at the stars
  • do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

(via maybejennaisalivetonight)

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

(via solikeumyeah)

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(Source: megaultracass, via solikeumyeah)


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